The THUNDER GOD is that one character in Final Fantasy Tactics who completely destroys that game. With but the slightest tap of his finger he could level cities. One-hit kills are not enough for the THUNDER GOD, he goes for no-hit kills, and even better, negative thirty hit kills. That's when the enemy forces hear that the THUNDER GOD is coming and they all kill themselves before he can ravage their assholes with his might EXCALIBUR.

Also has a fine taste in vintage tea cups.